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Basic Marina Information: Phone: (239) 945-4330 VHF: Monitored: Working: 19 EMail: fmuto@shmarinas.com Website: http://www.capeharbourmarina.com/ Statute Mile: 146.5 (Okeechobee Waterway) Lat/Lon: Near 26°32.740 N / 82° W Location: Leave the Okeechobee Waterway/Caloosahatchee River at marker #92 and follow the marked channel into Glover Bight; break off to the northwest before reaching Tarpon Point Marina and follow canal through a LOCK for transient dockage (lock not required for the fuel dock) into Cape Harbour’s well sheltered dockage basin Depths: 7 ft. Address: 5828 Cape Harbour Dr General Manager: Frank Muto Dockmaster: Frank Muto
Service Details:
Transient Dockage: Available. Transient Dockage Rate: $1.75 per foot,per night Type of dockage: fixed wooden slips Live Aboards Allowed: no Monthly Dockage Rate: $13.25/ft/monthly Total number of slips/berths: 75 Dockside Power Connections: 30/50 amp power hookups available Dock. Fresh Water Connections: Available. Showers: Available. Climate Controlled Laundromat: Available. Swimming Pool: Available. Restaurant: four on-site Restaurant Recommendations: , Rumrunners (lunch and dinner, 239-542-0200), The Fathams (pizza and sandwiches, 239-542-0123, Run Aground (coffee and ice cream, 239-542-0123) Provisioning Possibilities: 1 mile taxi ride necessary to reach Publix in Cape Coral LPG (Propane) Availability: Available. Take taxi to Circle K convenience store for LPG tank exchange 1 mile away Waste pump-out: Available. pump out at the dock Wi-Fi Internet Access: Free WiFi Available, recieve cable upon dockage,only available in Run Aground coffee shop and at slips Fuel Availability: No Fuel Available
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Reviews from Cruisers (4)
This marina is, indeed, a gem for cruisers. My husband and I were looking for a spot with amenities where we could relax for week aboard our 47′ Sabre motor vessel. Cape Harbour grows on you each day. Transient dockage is along the sea wall. Therefore, you have plenty of water and privacy on one side. The foot traffic on the dock side is light, and friendly.
The pool is lightly used and cleaned each morning. There are four restaurants, including a coffee shop, in the marina village. Frank, the Harbour Master, is a great ambassador of this place. We also enjoyed this area for stand up paddling and touring the canals in our tender.
Note: Harbour Master’s office closes at 4:30, so call or radio ahead of arrival.
Clean, convenient showers, too. And, the 1-mile walk to Publix is a straight shot, and quite easy. Bicycle rentals are available in the marina village as an alternative.
The only disadvantage is the lock you must go through to get to the marina. We had to wait 40 minutes to get out of the marina when we were there last fall.
James Angel
Amazing place and the people are nice!
Nick
After talking with a number of long time Florida cruisers, I concluded this is the best kept secret on the West coast of Florida. Convenient, inexpensive dockage, low diesel prices, fun restaurants and shops right by the docks, and a very cooperative staff. Try it and you will like it. “I guarantee it.”