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- ICW, Miserable Mile to Gasparilla Island (Statute Mile 0 to 34)
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- ICW, Dunedin to Anclote River Tarpon Springs (Statute Mile 137 to 150)
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- ICW, Miserable Mile to Gasparilla Island (Statute Mile 0 to 34)
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- ICW, Placida Harbor to Venice (Statute Mile 34 to 57)
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