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    • 7th Annual International CultureFest, Fishermen’s Village, Punta Gorda, FL


      Fisherman's Village Marina and Resort, Punta Gorda, FL

      There is always plenty to do around Charlotte Harbor. While berthed at Fishermen’s Village Marina, A CRUISERS NET SPONSOR, you are certain to enjoy visiting Western Florida’s beautiful Charlotte Harbor/Peace River.

      Kathy Burnam
      Special Events & Community Relations

      941.639.8721

      kburnam@fishermensvillage.com

      www.fishermensvillage.com

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    • Trick, Treat  & Trail set for Oct. 25: Family Fun Run and Festival at Wannamaker County Park – Charleston County Parks


      Trick, Treat & Trail Family Fun Run and Festival on Oct. 25
      Get in the Halloween spirit with a fun-filled event for the whole family!

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

      From: Sarah Reynolds <Sarah.Reynolds@ccprc.com>
      Date: August 25, 2025 at 1:00:00 PM EDT
      To: Sarah Reynolds <Sarah.Reynolds@ccprc.com>
      Subject: Trick, Treat  & Trail set for Oct. 25: Family Fun Run and Festival at Wannamaker County Park

      NEWS RELEASE

      Public Contact: 843-795-4386 / www.charlestoncountyparks.com

      Media Contact: Sarah Reynolds / (843) 762-8089 / sarah.reynolds@ccprc.com

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      Trick, Treat & Trail Family Fun Run and Festival on Oct. 25
      Get in the Halloween spirit with a fun-filled event for the whole family!

      {NORTH CHARLESTON} — Get ready for a spook-tacular time at the second annual Trick, Treat & Trail Family Fun Run and Festival! Hosted by Charleston County Parks, the event will be held on Saturday, Oct. 25, beginning at 10 a.m., at Wannamaker County Park.

       

      The festival includes ghoulish music, trick-or-treating, jump castles, face painting, and a craft. A variety of vendors will be on site selling food and refreshments, including King of PopsDonut DaddyMiracle’s Tasty Express, and Sweet But Not So Sweet.

       

      Check-in for the event and trick-or-treat bag distribution will be held from 9 a.m. – 12 p.m. at the Tupelo Shelter at Wannamaker County Park. The fun run begins at 10 a.m. The course closes for runners at 10:45 a.m. The course will re-open for trick or treating from 11 a.m. – 1 p.m. The Festival will be open for the entirety of the event 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. A costume contest will be held at 12:15 p.m. Registration includes a custom trick-or-treating bag, finisher medal, and candy.

       

      Participants are invited to dress in costume. Prizes will be awarded for the best Halloween costume in the following age categories: Under 6, 6-8, 9-10, 11-15, 16-20, and 20 and up. Awards will also be presented for the best pet costume, best duo costume, and best group costumes of 3 or more. The costume contest will be held shortly after noon.

       

      Admission to the race and event will be charged per vehicle of up to 15 people. Advance registration is $20 per vehicle and ends Wednesday, Oct. 23. If not sold out, registration will be available on-site for $25 per vehicle only until 12 p.m. Advance registration is recommended. Register for the event on the event webpage at https://www.ccprc.com/3715/Trick-Treat-Trail

       

      The fun run is open to runners and walkers of all levels, including beginners. Accessible parking and restrooms are available. The route includes a grass meadow and paved trails. This is a loop course with water stations and an optional shortcut route. Dogs are allowed at this event but must remain leashed and under control at all times.

       

      This event is hosted by Charleston County Parks. For more information about this event and to register, please visit https://www.ccprc.com/3715/Trick-Treat-Trail or call (843)-795-4386.

       

      Owned by the Charleston County Park and Recreation Commission, Wannamaker County Park is located at 8888 University Boulevard in North Charleston, SC (Hwy 78). The mission of CCPRC is to improve the quality of life in Charleston County by offering a diverse system of park facilities, programs and services. The large park system features over 11,000 acres of property and includes four land parks, three beach parks, three dog parks, a skate park, two landmark fishing piers, three waterparks, 19 boat landings, a climbing wall, a challenge course, an interpretive center, a historic plantation site, an equestrian center, cottages, a campground, a marina, as well as wedding, meeting and event facilities. The park system also offers a wide variety of recreational services – festivals, camps, classes, programs, volunteer opportunities, and more. For more information, call 843-795-4386 or visit www.charlestoncountyparks.com.

       

      Charleston County Park & Recreation Commission / 861 Riverland Dr. / Charleston, SC 29412 / (843) 795-4386

       

       
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    • American Powerboat Association  World Championship, Englewood Beach, FL, Oct 10 – 12


      Fisherman's Village Marina and Resort, Punta Gorda, FL

      There is always plenty to do around Punta Gorda, Englewood Beach, and Charlotte Harbor, any time of the year. Whether you are moored in Punta Gorda’s mooring field or berthed at Fishermen’s Village Marina, A CRUISERS NET SPONSOR, you will enjoy your visit to the beautiful area and activities, especially the Punta Gorda/Englewood Beach’s Waterfest.

      Englewood Beach Waterfest Chosen as APBA World Championship Finale

      PUNTA GORDA/ENGLEWOOD BEACH, Fla. – (August 19, 2025) The highly anticipated American Powerboat Association (APBA) World Championship will be the thrilling finale at Englewood Beach Waterfest  October 10th through the 12th. This fall will mark the 11th year of speedboat racing on Englewood Beach. Waterfest draws people far and wide, averaging an impressive 32,000 guests throughout the weekend. Englewood Beach Waterfest, Inc. is a non-profit, 100% volunteer-run organization that highlights speedboat racing and water activities to promote and support conservation and recreation. The APBA Championship is a three-race event with Waterfest holding the final race, bringing both national and international recognition to the area.

      Punta Gorda/Englewood Beach’s Waterfest was selected as one of the Top 20 Festivals by the Southeast Tourism Society in 2023, marking its third time being recognized with this award. It is made possible by a dedicated team of volunteers, eager to help from start to finish, producing a spectacular event.

      The hidden gem Florida destination, Punta Gorda/Englewood Beach, makes for an incredible race setting due to its unique day-to-day water conditions, from calm waters to larger waves. In addition, the community support in Punta Gorda/Englewood Beach is unwavering with extraordinary safety measures, from helicopters overhead to protect race drivers and marine life, to the local fire department’s rescue boat on standby, to ensure safety for all participants.  

      “Englewood Beach Waterfest is excited and honored to be hosting the final race of the season where the APBA World Champions will be crowned,” says Englewood Beach Waterfest President, Jay Henderson. “The Englewood community loves offshore racing and enjoys showcasing our beautiful area. The 450 Volunteers that make Englewood Beach Waterfest possible welcome and assist our Guests and Racers to make sure all have a safe and enjoyable weekend.”

      The teams for Waterfest will be arriving Thursday and Friday where they will start safety inspections, a driver’s meeting and a race position qualifier. On Friday October 10th, excitement will spark in the community with the Annual Block Party on historic Dearborn Street. Racing kicks off at 11:00 a.m. on Saturday, October 11 and continues through Sunday, October 12. The top three winners will be celebrated at the awards ceremony.

      Englewood Beach Waterfest Details:

      • Dates: October 10 – 12, 2025
      • Location: 2100 N Beach Road Englewood, FL 34224
      • Price: General Admission Two-Day Tickets = $35.00 (children under 12 FREE) and VIP One-Day Tickets = $150.00, VIP Two-Day Tickets = $250.00

      For more information, tickets, or volunteer inquiries, please visit: https://englewoodbeachwaterfest.com/.

       

      ABOUT PUNTA GORDA/ ENGLEWOOD BEACH
      The charming Punta Gorda/ Englewood Beach is found on Florida’s Gulf Coast. The region is known for its long, pristine beaches and the lush environment, with over 70 parks and preserves. Located just south of Sarasota, the coastal town offers activities such as kayaking, paddleboarding, biking, shelling, and even hunting for fossilized shark teeth along the serene shore. There is something for everyone in Punta Gorda/ Englewood Beach, whether it is relaxing at the beach or going on a thrilling adventure through mangrove tunnels, it will prove to be an amazing experience.

      To learn more about Punta Gorda/Englewood Beach, visit PureFlorida.com, call (941)743-1900 or on InstagramX and Facebook @RealPureFlorida.

       

      Punta Gorda/Englewood Beach VCB Media Contacts:

      Lois Croft, Public Relations Director

      Punta Gorda/ Englewood Beach Visitors & Conventions Bureau

      Lois.croft@pureflorida.com

       

      Mady Dudley, Public Relations Director

      Aqua Marketing & Communications

      Mady@welcometoaqua.com

       

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    • What’s Happening In Your Parks, Sept 25 – Charleston County Parks


       
       

      Charleston County Park & Recreation Commission

      Let Your Soul Shine

      Mark those calendars, y’all: Palmetto Park Jam returns on October 12! Prepare to kick back with Allman Brothers tribute band Idlewild Revival on a gorgeous fall afternoon in the park. Snag your tickets today!

      A Big Sit

      Eyes on the Sky

      Calling all birders! On October 4, take a seat and challenge yourself to identify as many birds as possible. Birding enthusiasts will be on hand for this accessible and inclusive Big Sit, helping ID the avian wonders who flock to James Island County Park.

      And don’t miss our Birds of a Feather happy hour at Caw Caw on September 27, where you can enjoy live music, cold brews, and conversation with your fellow bird lovers.

      Evening at McLeod

      On September 28, McLeod Plantation Historic Site hosts an evening of music, art, and history in support of the Charleston County Parks Foundation’s Cultural History Fund. This event showcases musicians from the Charleston Symphony as they perform transformative works by Charlton Singleton, Florence Price, and Jessie Montgomery, honoring the site’s legacy and impactful history. The event also features displays celebrating African American artists and hors d’oeuvres from Carolima’s Lowcountry Cuisine. Get your tickets today.

      Grab Ahold

      Upgrade alert: The Climbing Wall area at James Island County Park is home to a brand-new bouldering wall – and you know you wanna try it. Still haven’t ventured to the Climbing Wall but now even more eager to try? Come hang with us at Beginners Night on October 2!

      Run Sign Up

      The clock’s ticking to register for this year’s Lowcountry Trail Run! Register by Wednesday, October 1, to reserve your spot at the starting line for the half-marathon, 5K, or Kids Dash.

      Lowcountry Trail Half Marathon
      Mark Your Calendars

      September 26 Let’s Talk Hawks!

      September 28 Evening at McLeod

      October 2 Gator Tales

      October 5 Latin American Festival

      October 6 Seashore Exploration

      October 9 Brick by Brick

      October 18 Fall Family Festival

      October 25 Trick, Treat & Trail

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      Charleston Animal Society

      For information on sponsorship opportunities, please email the Sponsorship Coordinator.

       
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    • TOMORROW: An Evening at McLeod – Sept 28 – Charleston County Parks


      An Evening at McLeod – Sept 28 – Charleston County Parks

      Charleston County Park & Recreation Commission

      An Evening at McLeod

      On September 28, McLeod Plantation Historic Site hosts an evening of music, art, and history in support of the Charleston County Parks Foundation’s Cultural History Fund. This event showcases musicians from the Charleston Symphony as they perform transformative works by Charlton Singleton, Florence Price, and Jessie Montgomery, honoring the site’s legacy and impactful history. The event also features displays celebrating African American artists and hors d’oeuvres from Carolima’s Lowcountry Cuisine. Get your tickets today.

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    • Discover Your Dream: Albemarle Plantation’s $199 Coastal Escape!


      Our marina is your boating access to Albemarle Sound, the largest freshwater sound in the country—55 miles long and 15 miles at its widest point. Placed strategically at the mouth of Yeopim Creek, the marina is just beyond the high insurance line saving boaters significantly on their insurance rates.

      An on-the-water retirement home or vacation home for those who love the rich cultural ports-of-call cruising waters of North Carolina, Albemarle Plantation Marina,  a port on the Albemarle Loop and a CRUISERS NET SPONSOR, is located just off the AICW on the northern shores of Albemarle Sound on Yeopim River/Creek.

       
      The sparkling water, the beautiful autumn weather, golf, charming accommodations…
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    • Weather Alert – SCDNR

      Concern Increasing For Tropical Troubles In SC Early Next Week

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      Weather Alert  –  September 25, 2025

      Concern Increasing For Tropical Troubles
      In SC Early Next Week

      While there remains considerable uncertainty about the forecast for early next week, the trends over the last 24 hours or so have not been favorable for the Palmetto State. Tropical Storm Humberto formed at 5 p.m. Wednesday, as expected. We continue to monitor the progress of the tropical wave we’re calling Invest Area AL94.

      This loop of visible satellite imagery shows the features of interest across the Atlantic Basin around midday Thursday.

      This loop of visible satellite imagery shows the features of interest across the Atlantic Basin around midday Thursday, including Humberto, Invest Area AL94,
      and Hurricane Gabrielle approaching the Azores.

      Image Source: University of Wisconsin RealEarth

      You can also see Hurricane Gabrielle over the eastern Atlantic marching at double time toward the Azores, but it’s not a threat to South Carolina.

      Humberto is also unlikely to threaten South Carolina directly. However, the National Hurricane Center’s (NHC) forecast calls for Humberto to become a Category 3 Hurricane over the western Atlantic before it gradually weakens and splits the Bermuda and Hatteras uprights around the middle of next week.

      The NHC track and uncertainty cone forecast graphic for Humberto from Advisory 4, issued at 11 a.m. Thursday.

      Humberto won’t have any direct effect on South Carolina. However, the swells it will generate will bring rough surf and rip currents to our beaches in the coming days, along with potentially hazardous marine conditions on our coastal waters. Humberto’s behavior going forward is one of the several variables that bring uncertainty into the forecast for how AL94 might affect us early next week. Its track and intensity will influence AL94’s future track and intensity.

      AL94, the feature that could impact South Carolina early next week, remains a disorganized tropical wave that’s moving through the Dominican Republic and Haiti today. A circulation is trying to form just north of Haiti this afternoon, but the thunderstorms are hanging back over the Dominican Republic. NHC’s current forecast calls for a low-pressure area to form over the southern Bahamas or just north of Cuba by Saturday morning, which will quickly develop into a tropical cyclone. Their outlook from this afternoon indicates an 80 percent chance for it to be a tropical cyclone by Saturday afternoon.

      NHC's Seven-Day Graphical Tropical Weather Outlook issued at 1:38 p.m. Thursday indicates that a tropical cyclone likely will form from AL94 soon.

      Most computer model guidance has come in line with a tropical cyclone forming in this area by Saturday night, so we have at least moderate confidence in that part of the forecast. Confidence is somewhat lacking right now because AL94 remains disorganized. Models tell us to trust the process, but that will be hard for me until I see thunderstorms erupting near the developing circulation center. The longer it takes for this to happen, the greater the chances are that AL94 will slip farther west than expected and end up over Cuba or Florida.

      Assuming that AL94 consolidates and becomes a tropical cyclone over Bermuda … the next name on this year’s list is Imelda when (“if?” seems less of a question now) it reaches tropical storm intensity … there appear to be two scenarios for where it goes. Which scenario comes to pass will depend on how quickly a storm develops, the behavior of Humberto, and the behavior of a storm system moving into the Southeast this afternoon from the Mississippi Valley.

      The first scenario, and the one we hope will work out, is that AL94 becomes Imelda over the Bahamas, but Humberto to its east is strong and close enough that it can pull Imelda to the east out to sea on Sunday into Monday. In this scenario, Humberto’s outflow aloft cases shear over Imelda, which limits Imelda’s strength.

      The other scenario, the one we hope doesn’t happen, is that AL94 becomes Imelda, but Humberto is too far away or too weak to have a significant influence on Imelda. That would allow Imelda to move northward toward us instead of getting pulled out to sea. It would then become caught in a developing upper-level low over the Southeast (the storm now located over the Mississippi Valley) that would pull it ashore on Monday or Monday night. Additionally, the usual effects of having an upper-level low nearby to the west would apply, as seen with Helene: the upper low would provide the storm with a more favorable environment to strengthen and maintain itself after landfall. Therefore, it could be a hurricane when it reaches us if this scenario unfolds, and the stronger winds could affect areas well inland. It might also be a slow-moving storm that causes widespread heavy rainfall. However, even in this scenario, there is uncertainty about the storm’s track; it’s possible that the worst impacts could occur in North Carolina instead of South Carolina.

      A hybrid of the two scenarios is also possible: Imelda moves close enough to our coast that our coastal areas see damaging wind, a storm surge, and extreme rainfall. The wind and rain could persist for an extended period as the storm may move slowly for a time. Then it eventually feels the influence of Humberto and gets pulled out to sea.

      The worst-case scenario at this point is for us to be dealing with a hurricane hitting us on Monday or Monday night, with impacts lingering into Tuesday. Rain impacts may even linger beyond Tuesday if the storm becomes stuck over us after landfall. It’s hard to put odds on that right now; I estimate that there is a 20-30 percent chance of that happening. That’s high enough that you need to prepare this weekend if you’re in one of our coastal counties, unless the forecast changes and we become confident in a low-impact or no-impact forecast. If you’re in one of our inland counties, you should closely monitor the situation. This is not going to be a Helene or Hugo, but the worst-case scenario includes locally damaging wind gusts over inland areas.

      As always, SCEMD has the hurricane.sc website to provide you with hurricane prep advice and evacuation zone info. Plan on preparing for the worst this weekend, and let’s hope and pray that a low-impact or no-impact scenario is what we face early next week.


      While I have your attention, the storm system moving our way from the west brings us some potential hazards through Friday. Thunderstorms affecting the state through this evening have a hot and juicy, summery air mass to feed upon, so there is a low-end risk for severe storms.

      SPC's Severe Weather Outlook graphic for Day 1, covering the rest of today and tonight.

      There is a low-end risk of damaging winds associated with the more intense storms in the level 1 of 5 risk area shown on the Storm Prediction Center’s outlook map. The damaging hail and tornado risks are near zero, but ‘never say never’ applies. 

      There is also a risk for isolated minor flooding from repeated downpours. Yes, it’s barely rained across South Carolina over the last 30+ days, but the rain could come hard and fast through Saturday.

      The Weather Prediction Center's Excessive Rainfall Outlook for Day 1, covering the rest of today and tonight.The Weather Prediction Center's Excessive Rainfall Outlook for Day 1, covering the Saturday and Saturday night.

      Keep this in mind if you’re traveling across the Upstate and vicinity through tonight or anywhere in the state Friday. If you live in a flood-prone area, you might need to move to higher ground and motorists may have to avoid a flooded road (turn around, don’t drown).


      Frank Strait
      Severe Weather Liaison
      S.C. State Climate Office

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    • Cruisers’ Net Weekly Newsletter – September 26, 2025

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    • Popeye Condemns Plan To Replace ‘Insensitive’ Man-Overboard Term – Loose Cannon

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      Popeye Condemns Plan To Replace ‘Insensitive’ Man-Overboard Term

      RYA Says MOB Is Unwelcoming to Women and the Non-Binary

       
       
       
       
       

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      Britain’s standards-setting organization for recreational boating, the Royal Yachting Association, believes the phrase “man overboard!” is unwelcoming to folks who identify as women or non-binary. When a London newspaper reported this, it caused a ruckus in the maritime community, which ridiculed this notion as over-the-top woke.

      RYA then trotted out poor Richard Falk on a backpedaling mission (despite possibility that the a concept might trigger disabled people who cannot ride a bike).

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      Falk, who is director of Training and Qualifications, said the RYA encourages the continued use of “man overboard” in actual MOB situations. But when you are discussing the rescue later in the clubhouse, say, you should consider “person in water” as a more inclusive substitute. No need to mention seaMANship either.

      So, not trying to replace MOB with PIW. Not yet. That’s Falk’s story, and he’s sticking to it.

        

      Loose Cannon sought comment from an expert on nautical speak, Popeye the Sailorman. He was fresh from rescuing someone who had fallen overboard, a jamoke going by the pronoun “Wimpy.”

      The news from RYA caught Popeye by surprise.

      “Oh my gorshk! I yam disgupitated,” Popeye said, unsure why the YMCA was “sticking their big nose” into sailboat business.

      No, not YMCA, it’s the RYA…in England, he was told.

      Seeing as this is the direction we’re going, shouldn’t you shorten your last name to just “Sailor” in the interest of gender sensitivity, Popeye was asked?

      “I yam what I yam, an’ that’s all I yam. I yam Popeye the Sailorman,” he insisted.

      “I canst stands dems limey bucrappery. Sees me why Brutannia rulers no waves no more no how.”

      Then, he mumbled something about “spinich” and hung up the phone.

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    • Today Is Talk-Like-a-Pirate Day. Please Don’t – Loose Cannon

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      Today Is Talk-Like-a-Pirate Day. Please Don’t

      Here’s What One Old Pirate Was Like. Why Would You Wanna Talk Like Him?

       
       
       
       
       

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      James Bulger was master of the Hell’s Winter, which he used to raise holy hell down island.

      Let’s start in 1665. After stints in His Majesty’s prison, Captain James Bulger sailed from Boston aboard a captured Spanish galleon renamed Hell’s Winter. Bulger intended to use the ship to make mischief on the Spanish Main. He would not face justice for what he was about to do for another 46 years.

      He and his crew robbed their way through the Caribbean. They forced merchants and shippers to pay protection money, killing rivals and innocent civilians alike. Bulger’s greatest accomplishment, however, was a secret deal he made with the British Navy.

      The deal was supposed to ensure that the Navy would leave Bulger and his men alone in exchange for information about rival pirate bands. While Bulger did provide some intelligence to the Navy, the naval officers with whom he was dealing became so compromised that Bulger was able to use them to ascertain royal warship schedules and learn about important changes in British government policy. He, not they, pulled the strings.

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      At one point, he supplied weapons to support a murderous criminal uprising against the government of one of the islands. Bulger got his hands on an opium shipment and got half the island of New Providence addicted before the supply ran out.

      And the killing never stopped. Mostly, he shot people with his pistols, but not always. Bulger once used an sailmaker’s awl to stab to death a disobedient crewman. He strangled the first mate’s mistress because he suspected her of being an informant.

      His crew noticed that the boss had an odd habit. After killing someone—the mistress, for example—Bulger would retire to his cabin to take a nap.

      Eventually, the British Navy disassociated itself with Bulger, and the officers he had co-opted faced criminal charges. Realizing that his business model had been shattered, Bulger took the substantial treasure he had accumulated and went into hiding. It took the British 16 years to find him and return him to Boston to face trial.

        
      Whitey’s mugshot, at right, is recreated as the 17th Century buccaneer “James Bulger.” Whitey was boss of the Winter Hill Gang, which operated for decades in Boston.

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      Naw. There was no real “pirate” named James Bulger. That was actually the story of Boston gangster James “Whitey” Bulger, who was the second most wanted man in the United States at the time when Osama Bin Laden was number one. I chose Whitey for my pirate example because he is good stand-in for the real pirates of the Caribbean—and because I am a snob. My home state of Massachusetts is a place of superlatives, including in the psychopathic-criminal category.

      Which describes many, if not most pirate bosses back then.

      Johnny Depp’s portrayal of Jack Sparrow in the movie “Pirates of the Caribbean” is pure genius, but so is his role as Bulger in “Black Mass.” Had they been contemporaries, Whitey would have happily strangled the likeable Jack Sparrow and then gone for a nap.

        
      Get the picture? Whitey Bulger was a murdering psychopath. Depp didn’t play Jack Sparrow that way, but if he had, it would have been historically accurate.

      Here I will quote an expert on piracy. Brandon Prins is a professor of Political Science at the University of Tennessee. In an article published in The Conversation on July 14, Prins wrote:

      Depp’s pirate portrayal was inspired by seafaring bandits in older make-believe tales, such as Long John Silver in “Treasure Island,” Captain Hook in “Peter Pan,” or sailor Edmond Dantès in “The Count of Monte Cristo.”

      Pirates in these stories were mischievous but also glamorous, courageous and mostly kindhearted. They wore flashy costumes. They had missing limbs, like Captain Cook’s iron hook for a left hand and Long John Silver’s wooden peg leg. They buried treasure chests of gold and silver, forced enemies to walk the plank and had talking parrots as shipboard companions. They flew the Jolly Roger skull and crossbones flag from the ship’s mast to frighten enemies…

      While fun, these portrayals of pirates are mostly invented.

      As far as treasure, sure they got their hands on some gold and silver, but much of their time was spent just trying to feed themselves.

      There’s this book “The Pirates of Panama: A True Account of the Famous Adventures and Daring Deeds of Sir Henry Morgan and Other Notorious Freebooters of the Spanish Main.” It was written in 1674 by John Esquemeling, described as “one of the buccaneers present at those tragedies.”

      Against the backdrop of daring deeds, etc. was the fact that the pirates were often starving. They failed at one of the most important principles of siege warfare: They would run out of food before the people in the city they surrounded. Eventually, they would agree to leave if the people in the city would just give them some food to eat.

      Yep. They came for the gold and rubies and left with a ham sandwich. How glamorous is that?

      You’re not 11 years old anymore. So, FFS, please don’t talk like a pirate. And quit playing pirate dress-up. Pirates were horrible human beings. They were hanged for a reason.

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