Pssst…What If Sailboaters Decided To Take Over a Small Town? – Loose Cannon
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When all else fails, try journalism. Pssst…What If Sailboaters Decided To Take Over a Small Town?‘Coup d’ Cove’ Theoretically Possible Due to a Quirk in Florida Voting
And the next thing you know, they had made it into a movie featuring the three newest members of the City Council. If Florida novelist Carl Hiassen got high and wrote sci-fi, maybe he’d come up with a plot that reads like this: Thanks to an accident of commerce, combined with a quirk in Florida voting laws, a block of 2,842 people executes a slow-moving coup to achieve control of a small town on the St. Johns River. They are mostly cruising boaters but also RVers, traveling nurses, expatriates abroad, etc. Their first order of business is to shake up the police department, issuing new uniforms. Gone are the blue and the battle-rattle. Welcome to Officer Friendly: Hawaiian shirt, ballcap, cargo shorts and flip-flops. Officers drive tie-dyed-motif squad cars. Theoretically PossibleFirst, let’s consider a simple statistic: Green Cove Springs, Florida, has more registered voters than people living here who are over 18 years old. (When I say “here,” I mean this story is being written on a boat in Green Cove, where the author has resided since 2002.) Though technically a city, Green Cove has a population more representative of small-town America, only about 10,000 people. It has a park, a pool, a pier and one major intersection. Applying a demographic rule-of-thumb indicates that the number of people over 18 here is somewhere between 7,800 and 8,100. Yet, according to the Clay County Supervisor of Elections, it has 8,611 registered voters. Election fraud? Nope. Not here, not now, not ever, says Elections Supervisor Chris Chambless. The truth is that 2,842 of the city’s voters don’t really live here, and that’s legally okay. Some have only been here long enough in person to get a picture taken for their Florida driver’s license. They are mostly travelers living on sailboats and trawlers and RV “land yachts.” They/We (yes, the author too) all share the same address: 1063 Bulkhead Road, Green Cove Springs. That’s the address for Reynolds Park Yacht Center, which has a 75-slip marina and small lot for RVs. Forwarding ServiceSome readers may already have guessed where this is going, because you are customers of St. Brendan’s Isle mail forwarding service (as is the author, since 2002). Many, if not most of it’s roughly 10,000 clients are living aboard boats. The others include various categories of traveler—a lot of RV people. For those not familiar with St. Brendan’s, not only does their friendly staff forward mail to wherever in the world you happen to be, but they also have a neat trick to spare you that expense. Every piece of mail gets scanned so you can look at the envelope online the same day. Check a box and they will scan the contents and post them to your account as a PDF the next day—something the Postal Service should have thought of—all at a reasonable price.
So many cruisers’ boat cards display the same 411 Walnut Street address. Pertinent to this story, St. Brendan’s also provides an address from which to vote for folks who don’t own or rent a home in the U.S. (It’s address at 411 Walnut Street, Green Cove Springs, also used to be on our drivers license, too. Now, licenses for St. Brendan’s cruising customers have their vessel documentation number instead.) St. Brendan’s used to be in Green Cove’s cute little downtown, but the space became too small to accomodate the growing number of client mailboxes, so the company moved to a nearby commercial park outside the city, while convincing the local post office to keep the same Walnut Street address, thus sparing thousands of people from having to tell all their correspondents and subscription providers to send stuff to a new place. Then, in 2018, the hammer came down. Chambless at the elections office launched an investigation into the 411 Walnut Street voter rolls, citing a June 2018 ruling by the state Division of Elections:
The DealSt. Brendan’s managing owner Scott Loehr saw this as an existential threat to his business. He hired lawyer-lobbyist Rob Bradley, reputedly the most politically powerful individual here in Clay County. St. Brendan’s came within an inch of filing a lawsuit before a settlement was reached, and it involved Reynolds Park Yacht Center. Chambless picks up the story:
So, now there are 2,842 people residing at 1063 Bulkhead Road, a roadway without a single home on it. So, you may be starting to see how these folks—35 percent of the electorate—could organize and easily tilt elections. But it’s even worse (or better, depending on your viewpoint), as you will learn reading below. Coup d’ CoveBack in 2018, while covering the issue for PassageMaker magazine, Loose Cannon was told that part of the deal restricted Bulkhead Road people to only voting in state and national contests; they could not cast ballots in local elections. Loehr at St. Brendan’s and Ted McGowan, director at Reynolds Yacht Center, believed the same thing until we spoke this week. All three of us had been wrong. So, for the past eight years, even the participants hadn’t realized the true significance of the agreement that had been reached. Calling it an “unintended consequence,” Chambless says a “shadow group” of travelers had been empowered to dominate Green Cove elections, at least theoretically. “What was alarming to me was, here Green Cove Springs just got a host of voters out of the blue,” he says. The reality came to light because one of this year’s candidades for City Council, Tom Centracchio, had noticed that dozens of 1063 Bulkhead Road voters had cast mail-in ballots in the 2025 city election. A little more than 500 people had voted in that contest. A previous city election had seen about 900 cast ballots. These small totals reveal just how susceptible Green Cove would be to a “foreign” takeover. The city is run by a five-person city council, so it might take two or three election cycles, but once the “Shadow Group” held three of five seats, they would effectively hold the keys to the castle. As of now, according to Chambless, 448 voters have signed up for mail-in ballots for the April 14 city election. This number is probably enough to decide the outcome. However, many of these folks may not have been thinking about this local election specifically. It’s likely that many of them had signed up for ballots in the 2024 presidential election and checked an option that covered a period through to the 2026 mid-terms, Chambless says. There are only two items on the April 14 ballot. One is the race in which Centracchio is challenging incumbent Ed Gaw for his council seat. Ironically, the other is to decide whether the city manager will be required to reside within city limits. LOOSE CANNON covers hard news, technical issues and nautical history. Every so often he tries to be funny. Subscribe for free to support the work. If you’ve been reading for a while—and you like it—consider upgrading to paid. |
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