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    • Gulfport Arts & Heritage – March 2026, Gulfport, FL


      Gulfport Marina includes dry boat storage, ship store, bathroom, public boat ramp, parking, fueling stations, lighted range markers and guest docking facility.

      The City of Gulfport and Gulfport Municipal Marina, A CRUISERS NET SPONSOR, always has a full calendar of events for all ages. The marina and harbor, found on the northern shores of Boca Ciega Bay, are easily accessible from the Western Florida ICW, just north of Tampa Bay.

       
       

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      MARCH 2026
      Gulfport History Museum & Gulfport Arts Center Newsletter
      Gulfport Arts & Heritage is seeking board members
      Are you interested in Gulfport history and culture? Do you have ideas for expanding Gulfport Arts & Heritage’s programming and membership? Consider joining our board of directors!
      Send a statement of interest to amanda@gulfporthistoricalsociety.org.
      Documenting Stillwagon Murals
      With the restoration of a Keith Stillwagon mural underway, Gulfport Arts & Heritage is assisting in an effort to identify and document murals by this iconic artist located throughout town, and help property owners find resources for restoration. Do you own a Stillwagon mural, or know someone who does?
      Contact amanda@gulfporthistoricalsociety.org.
       

      March Porch Party: 3/20

      The Mysterious Origins of Florida
      Friday, March 20 at 7:00 PM at the Gulfport History Museum
      Please let us know if you’re attending! Your RSVP allows us to provide enough space, seating, and refreshments for everyone.

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      A color photograph of Hermann Trappman smiling. He is wearing a hat and a collared shirt.
      Florida is so much more than what we see. It’s one of the most incredible pieces of property on the planet Earth. Created out of the collision of continents, it was then torn apart when the Americas were ripped away from Africa. This is a tale of powerful forces and deep time. This is a story of massive earthquakes, volcanoes, and asteroid impacts. This is a chance to discover the real depths of Florida’s very beginnings.

      Gulfport Arts & Heritage is thrilled to welcome our neighbor, Hermann Trappman. Trappman’s journey began when his family relocated to Florida from Rochester, NY. His fascination with fossils was sparked when he found a mammoth toe bone in a construction site at the age of nine and Indian arrowheads on his elementary school playground. Since then, he has been on a lifelong quest to uncover Florida’s geology, ancient creatures, and indigenous people. His artwork can be found in museums and parks throughout the Southeastern United States, in films, books, and publications.

      This event is free and open to the public. Doors open at 6:30pm, and the program begins at 7:00pm. 

      Original Gulfport Walking Tour: 3/14

      The next historic walking tour is Saturday, March 14 at 3:30 PM and starts at the Gulfport History Museum.

      Join Gulfport Arts & Heritage on a stroll through history in the heart of Gulfport. The tour lasts for approximately 1.5 hours.

      $15 for non-members, free for GAH members. Registration is required. 
      Check in begins at 3 PM on the museum porch. Please note the museum will be closed. Public restrooms are available in Chase Park.

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      Online Catalog

      Did you know that you can browse and search hundreds of photographs, postcards, and objects from the museum’s collection online? The catalog is updated regularly and is available to view 24/7.

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      A black and white photograph postcard of the Home Demonstration Club posing in front of 5314 Lakeview Ave (5314 Gulfport Blvd). All of the members of the club are women in various day dresses and headwear. Four small children are at the front of the group. A water tower is visible in the far background above the house.
      See someone or something you know? Have a story? Share your knowledge with us and the community by emailing HistoryMuseum@mygulfport.us. Email links are also available at the bottom of each entry in the catalog.
       
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      Graphic with pictures of recycled goods that reads: CALL FOR DONATIONS We are asking for donations of recyclable goods in preparation for a TBA kids and family art event in collaboration with Eckerd College’s Gulf Scholar Program, centering on creating art with trash often discarded on shorelines. Donations may include bottle caps, soda tabs, soda rings, plastic or aluminum lids, plastic bottles, egg cartons, wrappers, plastic or mesh bags, plastic fruit containers, snack boxes, toilet paper rolls, plastic straws or cutlery, etc. Email us at ArtsCenter@mygulfport.us with any inquiries. Donations may be dropped off at the Gulfport Arts Center during open hours. 2726 54th St S Gulfport, FL 33707 | https://mygulfport.us/arts-center/ www.facebook.com/GulfportArtsCenter
      CALL FOR DONATIONS

      We are asking for donations of recyclable goods in preparation for a TBA kids and family art event in collaboration with Eckerd College’s Gulf Scholar Program, centering on creating art with trash often discarded on shorelines. 

      Donations may include bottle caps, soda tabs, soda rings, plastic or aluminum lids, plastic bottles, egg cartons, wrappers, plastic or mesh bags, plastic fruit containers, snack boxes, toilet paper rolls, plastic straws or cutlery, etc. 

      Donations may be dropped off at the Gulfport Arts Center during open hours.

      Email us at ArtsCenter@mygulfport.us with any inquiries.

       
      Colorful graphic that reads: MARCH 2026 ART WORKSHOPS Registration is REQUIRED in order to participate in adult workshops and is encouraged for kids workshops. Jumbled Collages - Adult Workshop FRIDAY, 3/6 @3pm-4:45pm Craft an eclectic collage with jumbled strips of paper. Foam Stamps - Kids Workshop WEDNESDAY, 3/11 @12:45pm-2pm THURSDAY, 3/12 @5pm-6:15pm Kids will get to make their own stamps with craft foam and create colorful prints with them. CD Etchings - Adult Workshop THURSDAY, 3/19 @1pm-2:45pm Etch your own design into a CD, then, print with it using our etching press. Sock Puppets - Kids Workshop WEDNESDAY, 3/25 @12:45pm-2pm FRIDAY, 3/27 @5pm-6:15pm Kids will combine art and play by constructing an expressive sock puppet. 2726 54th St S Gulfport, FL 33707 | https://mygulfport.us/arts-center/ www.facebook.com/GulfportArtsCenter
      MARCH 2026 ART WORKSHOPS

      All workshops listed are FREE and all materials are provided!

      Registration by email is REQUIRED in order to participate in adult workshops as space is limited. Registration for kids workshops is encouraged, but not required, otherwise space is first-come-first-serve.

      Email us at ArtsCenter@mygulfport.us to register!

       
      Jumbled Collages – Adult Workshop
      FRIDAY, 3/6 @3pm-4:45pm
       Craft an eclectic collage with jumbled strips of paper.

      Foam Stamps – Kids Workshop
      WEDNESDAY, 3/11 @12:45pm-2pm
      THURSDAY, 3/12 @5pm-6:15pm

       Kids will get to make their own stamps with craft foam and create colorful prints
       with them.

      CD Etchings – Adult Workshop
      THURSDAY, 3/19 @1pm-2:45pm

       Etch your own design into a CD, then, print with it using our etchings press.

      Sock Puppets – Kids Workshop
      WEDNESDAY, 3/25 @12:45pm-2pm
      FRIDAY, 3/27 @5pm-6:15pm

       Kids will combine art and play by constructing an expressive sock puppet.

       
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      OPEN COLLAGE GROUP MEETUP

      BIMONTHLY, EVERY 1st & 3rd SATURDAY @3pm-5pm

      MARCH – March 7th & 21st

      Join us for an afternoon of collage-making with all materials provided, completely FREE! Bring your own ephemera to share or swap with others and get to know like-minded creatives in a laid-back atmosphere.

      Email us at ArtsCenter@mygulfport.us to be added to our optional RSVP list and receive bimonthly reminders.
       

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      A snapshot overview of our last collage meetup of the month of February.
       
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      OPEN STUDIO HOURS

      Anyone 13+ can use our studio space to work on their own personal art projects during open hours. Studio space is provided on a first-come-first-serve-basis, reservations are prohibited. Artists must bring their own supplies.
       
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    • Did you know #29 – Bluff House, Royal Marsh Harbor Yacht Club, Abacos, Bahamas

      Royal Marsh Harbour Yacht Club

      Members of the RMHYS enjoy special and beautiful times together in Abaco’s. Membership is open to all. ” Give ’em a shout. You will be glad you did. If you are cruising the Bahamas this winter, consider joining Royal Marsh Harbour Yacht Club, a premier yacht club in the Abacos and A CRUISERS NET SPONSOR!

       
       
      Did you know?……The Bluff House is now offering RMHYC members a discount on transient dockage in 2026.
      For 2026, the Bluff House Marina on Green Turtle Cay is offering a discount on dockage to active RMHYC members.  You can find out more details on our club website at Marina Partners Bahamas North.  Don’t forget to login and scroll down.  When you make a reservation be sure to tell them you are with the Royal Marsh Harbour Yacht Club.
      Until next time,
       
      Mary
       
      Be sure to join the RMHYC Facebook group for the most up to date information
      about our club and what’s going on in Abaco.

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    • St. Patrick’s Day Celebration at Fishermen’s Village, Punta Gorda, FL


      Fisherman's Village Marina and Resort, Punta Gorda, FL

      There is always plenty to do around Charlotte Harbor. While berthed at Fishermen’s Village Marina, A CRUISERS NET SPONSOR, you are certain to enjoy visiting Western Florida’s beautiful Charlotte Harbor/Peace River.

       

      Kathy Burnam
      Special Events & Community Relations

      941.639.8721

      kburnam@fishermensvillage.com

      www.fishermensvillage.com

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    • Whales in a warming world – Inside Climate News (ICN)

       

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    • Complete Compendium of Cuba Coverage – Loose Cannon

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      Loose Cannon’s Complete Compendium of Cuba Coverage

      The Most Recent Brouhaha Follows a Boatload of Exclusive Stories

       
       
       
       
       

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      Morro Castle guards the entrance to Havana Harbor. (Photo by Peter Swanson)

      THIS WEEK’S knuckleheaded attempt to overthrow the vestiges of the Castro regime has once again focused our attention on the fascinating and seriously effed-up island nation that sits astride so many Caribbean cruising routes.

      No, Cuba did not want a gunfight, not in the middle of its worst crisis since the Soviet Union pulled out of the place in September 1991.

      Given events, I thought this would be a good time to showcase what has to be the most thoughtful coverage of things nautical in Cuba. Here are links to 11 stories, including a couple historical pieces, about maritime Cuba.

      There is also a link to my novella “Hemingway: Hunter of Men,” a fictionalized account of the author’s involvement in a political assassination, much of it set in Cuba when the man was hunting German UBoats.

      Enjoy, and know that there will be more Cuba stories to come. Consider the stories in this package—none of which are behind a paywall as of today—as an appetizer and an incentive to upgrade your free subscription to paid.

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      2024 Presidential Politics and Cruising Cuba

       
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      Fifty shades of Che.

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    • Start Your Spring Story in Camden County, NC! Dismal Swamp Canal Welcome Center


      Set in beautiful Camden Count, NC, the Dismal Swamp Canal Welcome Center provides free dockage for cruisers' on the Dismal Swamp AICW Alternate Route

      The Dismal Swamp Canal Welcome Center, a Salty Southeast Cruisers Net sponsor,  is a great place to visit any time.   

       

      Spring is on the horizon, and there’s no better time to explore the natural beauty, rich history and small-town charm of Camden County, NC.

      We know the perfect way to start your spring story:  

       Bloom into the Outdoors ~ Stroll scenic boardwalks and paddle peaceful waters along the Dismal Swamp and Pasquotank River.  Have your camera ready to capture wildlife sightings  and the first blooms of spring.

       

       Slow Down & Stay Awhile ~ Unwind at a cozy campground or Airbnb, savor local flavorsshop vintage treasures and enjoy peaceful sunsets over the river. In Camden County spring isn’t rushed – it’s meant to be savored.

       

       Step into History ~ From Revolutionary roots to local legends, discover the people, stories and places that shaped our region at the Camden County Heritage Museum.   #America250NC

       

       2026 “Capture Camden, NC” Photo Contest ~ Calling all photographers! Submit your best shots showing off nature, people and places that make Camden County unique. Contest opens March 1st and runs through May 21st. We want to see Camden through your lens.

       

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    • Cuba Probably Didn’t Want This Gunfight – Loose Cannon

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      Cuba Probably Didn’t Want This Gunfight

      Incursion From Florida Is Like a Lame 1960s Re-Run

       
       
       
       
       

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      This is a Pro Line 24, one possibility for the boat involved in the shootout. Is this the boat you would choose to take 10 men across the Florida Straits to Cuba?

      As most readers are by now aware there was a gunfight yesterday off the North Coast of Cuba involving Floridians. Naturally, some Cuban-American congressman in Florida immediately jumped up and called it a “massacre.”

      Cuban Coast Guard personnel had shot up a Florida registered boat, killing four men. The congressman and others cried out for revenge.

      According to Cuba, their patrol boat had challenged the Florida boat when it was one nautical mile from the Cuban coast. Cuban authorities said that there had been 10 men aboard, six of whom had survived. All of them had been wounded and taken to hospitals.

      Personally, I tend to believe the Cuban government’s assertion that the Florida boat fired first. That’s because the junior officer commanding the Cuban patrol boat—who is said to have been wounded in the initial fusilade—would not have had the authority to initiate any action with geopolitical consequences.

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      He—probably a he—would have had a broad authority to deal with misbehaving Cuban citizens, but if he were able to see the FL 7726 SH registration on the boat’s bow or even suspected American origins, given her position just 30 miles south of Cay Sal, the rules of engagement likely would have been: Do not fire unless fired upon.

      Cay Sal is a regular rest stop on the people smuggling route between the mangroves of Cuba’s North Coast and South Florida.

      Various political figures in the U.S. called for an investigation, including the assertive Florida attorney general, James Uthmeier. Captain Obvious observed that “the Cuban government cannot be trusted.” Okay, right. However, with Cuba starved for fuel, food and medicine, and the U.S. military racing around the world in sixth gear, the Communists can probably be trusted not to make a move tantamount to state suicide.

      The Cuban government identified the men as Cuban citizens living in the U.S. That is likely because Cuba considers anyone born in Cuba to be Cuban citizen regardless of the status they may hold in another country.

      One of the men killed was identified by the New York Post as Michel Ortega Casanova, a truck driver and U.S. citizen living in Miami. His brother said Casanova, who had been in the U.S. for 20 years, “fell into an ‘obsessive and diabolical quest’ for Cuba’s freedom,” according to the Post.

      According to Cuba’s Ministry of the Interior, which oversees the secret police and Coast Guard (and all fire departments, too), the men from America had military style weapons, improvised explosive devices, body armor and camouflage clothing. Cuba labeled them terrorists and said that most had criminal histories.

      (One news account posited that the men were actually on a mission to rescue family members from oppression and bring them back to Florida, but that seems unlikely, given the number of men already taking up space on the small vessel.)

      As described, this scenario was a replay of the 1960s, when Cuban exiles from South Florida snuck into Cuban waters aboard small craft, attacked Soviet ships on the docks and machine-gunned oceanfront resorts. The attackers were often trained and funded by the Central Intelligence Agency.

      Christopher Baker is a travel guide writer, photographer and bonafide Cuba expert. Baker put yesterday’s incident in historical perspective, writing:

      I recall being in Havana during the 1997 hotel bombing campaign directed by Cuban-American arch-villain and ex-CIA agent Luis Posada Carrilles that killed an Italian tourist, Fabio DiCelmo. An unremorseful Posada Carrilles proudly admitted responsibility during a 1998 interview with the New York Times, sneering that DiCelmo “was in the wrong place at the wrong time.” Carrilles also masterminded the bombing of Cubana Aviacion flight 455 that killed all 73 innocent civilians aboard in 1976.

      Which brings us to the vessel in question—a 1981 Pro-Line that is maybe 23 or 24 feet in length. So far, the Cubans have not released a photo of the actual vessel, so we don’t know if its the center-console or the walk-around cuddy model. Either way, and maybe this comes from too much Hollywood, but if the CIA were sponsoring a covert mission today, wouldn’t the agency find something bigger and newer than an ancient Pro-Line?

      The inshore waters near where the fight happened are well suited to a paramilitary staging area. Without a major port nearby, the waters are not heavily traveled, and there are numerous mangrove cays for concealment. Also, the nearest town, Corralillo does not lie directly on the water (even though it was the port of entry for the 18th century slave trade).

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    • What’s Happening At the Sea Pines Resort (April 2026), Harbour Town Yacht Basin, SC AICW MM 565


      Harbour Town at Hilton Head, with its familiar red-and-white-striped lighthouse, is a fine resort marina with an enormous number of amenities.

      Harbour Town Yacht Basin, A CRUISERS NET SPONSOR, is ready for your reservation with newly renovated docks, upgraded electrical service and onSpot WiFi, also a CRUISERS NET SPONSOR. And, as always, numerous activities at the Sea Pines Resort are offered for your enjoyment, as you will see in the Event Schedule below. Hilton Head Island is absolutely marvelous any time of year.

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    • Beaufort Maritime Museum reopens after yearlong closure – Coastal Review

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    • SCDNR Coastal Updates March 2026- SCDNR

       

       

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    • Cruisers’ Net Weekly Newsletter – February 27, 2026

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    • Fishermen’s Village March 2026 Calendars, Punta Gorda, FL


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      Fishermen’s Village MARCH Calendars of Entertainment/Events

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      March 2026 Fisherman’s Village Calendar

       

      Kathy Burnam
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    • The BUI Field Test Video That Inspired a Florida Parody – Loose Cannon

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      The BUI Field Test Video That Inspired a Florida Parody

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      “I’m down with Fish & Wildlife’s proposed new testing procedures,” said Michael Arrieta. “I know I can pass this one.”

      I don’t often tout YouTube videos, but this one was different because the material it covered has been consequential. Florida law was actually changed after state leaders saw how a misguided “mullet sheriff,” as some used to call Fish & Wildlife officers, could absolutely ruin some poor smuck’s life.

      Except, in this case they picked the wrong schmuck.

      Michael Christian Arrieta, 36, of Jupiter might have been a hapless boat handler, but nothing in the body camera footage seemed to suggest he was drunk. And, after he was handcuffed and hauled away in front his young family, he went on to blow 0.0 on the jail breathalizer. Ariega also happened to be a wealthy guy, part of Governor Ron DeSantis’ inner circle, a deacon of his church…yada, yada, yada.

      The next thing you know: Florida has banned police from any further random boarding stops for a “safety inspection.” As of May 2025, state law was changed to require that police have probable cause of a violation or safety issue to pull anyone over.

      YouTuber Tells the Story

      To me, there was a second important issue—the ridiculous field sobriety test used to arrest Ariega. YouTuber John Lang concluded that such tests are designed to create evidence against you where none would exist otherwise, certainly not to prove anyone’s innocence.

      The case inspired the Loose Cannon parody below. It wasn’t labeled as such in its first go-around, and some readers actually believed the story, which says a lot about Florida, doesn’t it?


      YES, PEOPLE. THIS IS PARODY…

      Florida Considers New BUI Field Test After Wrongful Arrest

         

      Florida Fish & Wildlife officers were taken aback last week when Governor Ron DeSantis proposed eliminating random vessel safety inspections without probable cause. For sure, stripping the state’s “mullet sheriffs” of their boarding powers would constitute a drastic change in marine law enforcement.

      DeSantis cited the arrest of Michael Christian Arrieta, 36, of Jupiter, who was handcuffed and taken to jail last year for boating under the influence, even though a breathalyzer test later showed he had zero alcohol in his system.

      “People who are just out enjoying themselves when there’s no indication that anything is wrong, they should not be subjected to these intensive searches,” DeSantis said during a visit to the Miami International Boat Show. He called the existing law “a wrong that has been an issue in this state for far too long.”

      Arrieta, a self-described Christian capitalist and church deacon, was hauled away after failing a field sobriety test administered by Jared Stiltner, now the world’s most famous Fish & Wildlife officer. Body-cam video of the arrest went viral.

      Yesterday, Fish & Wildlife Commission Chairman Rodney Barreto of Coral Gables proposed a compromise to the governor that would preserve his officers’ power to board recreational vessels while honoring what he called “the Free State of Florida vibe.”

      Barreto’s proposal would eliminate the three sobriety tests¹ failed by Arrieta in favor of a single, fluid test procedure:

      1. Right arm straight out, palm down. Repeat with left arm.
      2. Turn right palm up. Repeat with left palm.
      3. Bring right arm across chest. Repeat with left arm.
      4. Put right arm across front of hips, touch left hip. Repeat with left arm on right hip.
      5. Place right hand on right hip. Repeat with left hand.
      6. Sway hips from side to side to the beat, repeat three times.
      7. Jump, landing a quarter turn to the right.
      8. Repeat.

      Barreto said the test would be conducted to the tune of an upbeat song called “Macarena,” which would be played by Fish & Wildlife officers at the scene. An operator’s performance would be graded on a one-to-ten scale with one indicating totally wasted and ten indicating high school cheerleader.

      The so-called Macarena moves would also be included on the curriculum for Florida’s Boating Safety Course, which is mandatory for all operators born after January 1, 1988.

      “This new test procedure is not only more streamlined than what we now have, but it’s also a shout-out to Florida’s Hispanic heritage,” Barreto said, referring to the Spanish pop duo Los del Rio of “Macarena” fame.

      “As a Puerto Rican, I appreciate this much needed reform” said Arrieta, founder and CEO of Garden City, a purpose-driven buyout holding company.

      “The next time I get caught speeding sober through a manatee zone, I’m confident that I could draw upon my cultural roots to ace the test. Boricua, baybee!”

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      Finger to Nose Test

      In this test, the boater is asked to touch the tip of their nose with their index finger while keeping their eyes closed and head tilted back. Officers look for accuracy and coordination, which can be affected by alcohol or drugs. The procedure is as follows:

      • Step 1: The boater tilts their head back and closes their eyes.
      • Step 2: The officer instructs the boater to touch their nose with their left or right index finger in a specific sequence.
      • Step 3: The boater must accurately touch the tip of their nose with the correct finger.

      Officers observe for signs of impairment such as missing the nose, using the wrong hand, or leaving the finger on the nose instead of returning it to the side.

      Palm Pat Test

      The palm pat test is unique to BUI investigations and is designed to assess a boater’s coordination and ability to follow instructions. Here’s how it works:

      • Step 1: The boater extends one hand, palm up.
      • Step 2: The other hand is placed palm down on top of the extended hand.
      • Step 3: The top hand pats the bottom hand, then rotates to pat with the back of the hand, increasing speed.
      • Step 4: The boater must count “1, 2” in rhythm with the patting.

      Officers look for signs of impairment, such as difficulty maintaining rhythm or confusion in following instructions.

      Hand Coordination Test

      The hand coordination test is another exercise adapted specifically for BUI investigations. This test mimics the nine-step walk and turn exercise used in DUI investigations but is performed while seated. Here’s the procedure:

      • Step 1: The boater makes a fist with each hand, placing the left fist on the center of their chest and the right fist against the left.
      • Step 2: The boater moves their fists in a step-like fashion, counting “one” to “four.”
      • Step 3: The boater claps their hands three times.
      • Step 4: The boater then reverses the steps, counting “five” to “eight.”
      • Step 5: The boater places their hands on their lap.

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