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    • Fishermen’s Village currently in clean up/recovery mode, Punta Gorda, FL


      Fisherman's Village Marina and Resort, Punta Gorda, FL

      Fishermen’s Village Marina, A CRUISERS NET SPONSOR, is temporarily closed for clean up and recovery. 

      FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

      Punta Gorda, FL – Fishermen’s Village Mall, Resort and Marina is currently temporarily closed as we progress through cleanup and recovery efforts following hurricane Milton.

      A Reopening date will be announced and released as information becomes available.

      Thank you.

        

      Kathy Burnam
      Marketing and Events Manager

      941.639.8721

      kburnam@fishermensvillage.com

      www.fishermensvillage.com

       

      Click Here To View the Western Florida Cruisers Net Marina Directory Listing For Fishermen’s Village

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    • A Steadfast Repair – Janice Anne Wheeler

      If you have any interest at all in boat building, or just messing about in boats, then this article is for you. Thank you Capt. Wheeler.

        

      SPARRING WITH MOTHER NATURE ~~ latest addition! Settle back for your Sunday Morning Read. I’m so honored that you’re following along. Thank you.

      Please enjoy the latest passages from STEADFAST. As of August 1st, 2024 we are undergoing extensive repair and refit and will be for several months. In boating terms we are hauled out “on the hard.” I plan to mix Sailing Stories with the challenges and intricacies of restoring a 90-year-old Sailing Yacht. I’m always open to suggestions as to content….please feel free to weigh in. Thank you. J

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      A STEADFAST REPAIR

      The Ancient Art of Shipbuilding

       
       
       
       
       

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      Boatbuilder Duncan Macfarlane has an old soul. Alive for just under four decades, he prefers music recorded prior to his birth and reveres vessels built long before that. His passion for wooden boats is so strong, in fact, that he’s made it his life’s work to bring them back to what they once were. Back to what they should be. Back to what their designers wanted them to be, and maybe, just maybe, one shade better. On his first day I said to him, “My father always told me, ‘Measure twice, cut once.’ Is that your Mantra?” He looked at me steadily and replied with just a touch of levity. “Oh no. We measure many times.”

      In this photographic essay, Duncan fits the knee, (which you can see being shaped in the post MORE PRECIOUS COMMODITIES), recreates the stem, (or very front) of STEADFAST, and attaches the two together, preparing for installation. The new Purpleheart is a stark and startling contrast to the century-old materials it is replacing and supporting.

      This is the knee, which attaches the stem to the forekeel, or bottom, of the vessel. What a contrast to the original oak. We want it to last another 90 years! The final photo is the view from inside.
        
      Duncan trims our PRECIOUS COMMODITIES down to size prior to the final shaping of the larger new component, the stem.

      Patterns were created from the removed damaged stem as well as from the original 1934 William Hand Jr. designs, which we obtained from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology’s collection.
        
      The rectangular inlay is called a Dutchman and is used to eliminate an unwanted quality in the lumber. Everything Duncan does has that level of detail.
        
      When the Purpleheart is cut, the color comes alive. I call this Duncan’s Purple World.
        
      He spent hours lofting, which is laying out the plans to scale, and he spends more hours making sure the new fit is perfect, adjusting as he goes.
        
      Tools of the trade range from the rudimentary to the advanced, and it is the attention to detail that will pay off in the end.
        
      STEADFAST’S two new components are fit together for the first time and holes are drilled for the long custom bronze bolts that will hold them together. You can see the seam where the knee and the stem come together.
        
      This precise work requires a bit of guidance, a bit of strength and a hell of a drill bit. The curve that you see here will eventually be what is commonly referred to as the bow.
        
      The holes drilled are precisely the same size as the bronze bolts and it takes some brawn to pound them through the tough tropical hardwood. Tar seals the seam, and there is a ‘key’ (the small block of wood between the stem and the knee) ensuring that everything fits just as it should.
        
      This may be the last week we can see outside from the inside. It is truly a disconcerting view.
        
      The apparatus is in place to install the half-ton of meticulously recreated replacement components, giving STEADFAST back her shape. Progress indeed! Duncan is on the right, owner Steve Uhthoff is on the left.

      The ancient art of shipbuilding is, like many ancient arts, becoming more and more rare, as are boatbuilders themselves. It was determined a few decades ago that other materials lasted longer and were far easier to maintain. Progress? That, of course, is a matter of opinion. Regardless, what an opportunity it is to see how complex, intricate, interdependent and STEADFAST vessels such as this one really are. Thanks for following along as we complete the painstaking and joyful repair and refit of our floating home. There are many more steps to come!!

      Your input is appreciated and welcome! Love wooden boats? Build them? Never seen one? People certainly fall into all these categories. Like our Boatbuilder himself, STEADFAST most certainly has an old soul, in more ways than one.

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      *** I will always keep the articles I have written available for free to my readers. If you see value and possess the means, it’s great encouragement to have paid subscribers. If not, simply ‘liking,’ commenting, restacking and sharing these tales helps spread the word about me and what I have chosen to do. There should be someone on your email list that would be intrigued! Sharing is caring.

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      Most importantly, YOU, MY READERS, ARE TREMENDOUSLY APPRECIATED!

      And lastly: our weekly sunrise. These can be seen on Facebook YACHTING STEADFAST each and every morning until 2025.

        
      A Deadrise Workboat goes out at dawn in the last month of the Blue Crab Season here on the Chesapeake Bay. Miss STEADFAST is the two masts on the right, hauled out at Yacht Maintenance Co. in Cambridge, Maryland.

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    • USACE: Notice to Navigation: 2024-011 Okeechobee Waterway Resumes Normal Operation

      Greetings,

       

      Notice to Navigation: 2024-011 Okeechobee Waterway Resumes Normal Operation

       

      U.S. ARMY CORPS OF ENGINEERS JACKSONVILLE DISTRICT

      LOCAL NUMBER: 2024-010

      WATERWAYS:  Okeechobee Waterway

          

      EFFECTIVE: 12 October 2024

       

      ATTN: CESAJ-OD-SN

      PO Box 4970

      Jacksonville, FL 32232-0019

       

      POC: Christopher Rush  (863)-514-0773

      POC: Greg Jones Cell (304) 654-8464, Office (863) 983-8102

      https://www.saj.usace.army.mil/NTN/

       

      Okeechobee Waterway Resumes Normal Operation

       

      REFERENCE:

      1. 33 CFR Navigation and Navigable Waters

       

      1. Notice to Navigation

       

      Attention all concerned boaters! The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers has competed the inspection of the Okeechobee Waterway post-Hurricane Milton and it has been determined safe for navigation.

       

      All locks have returned to normal operating hours.

       

      However, in accordance with Notice to Navigation 2024-008, boaters should use caution when approaching the Port Mayaca Lock as the upper gate is currently inoperative. Until further notice, there is a 25 feet width restriction at the lock.

       

      1. For up-to-date Lock information, contact the shift operator 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. at:

                      St Lucie Lock & Dam 772-287-2665 or 863-662-9148

                      Port Mayaca Lock & Dam 561-924-2858 or 863-662-9424

                      Julian Keen, Jr. Lock & Dam 863-946-0414 or 863-662-9533

                      Ortona Lock & Dam 863-675-0616 or 863- 662-9846

                      W.P. Franklin Lock & Dam 239-694-5451 or 863-662-9908

                      Canaveral Lock 321-783-5421 or 863-662-0298 (6:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m.)

       

      //signed//

      Gregory M. Jones (Greg)

      Chief, South Florida Operations Office

      Jacksonville District

      Cell: (304) 654-8464

      Office: (863) 983-8102 

       

       

      Jeffrey D Prater

      Public Affairs Specialist

      Corporate Communications Office

      U.S. Army Corps of Engineers, Jacksonville District

      South Florida Office

      4400 PGA Blvd.

      Suite 501

      Palm Beach Gardens, FL 33410

      Cell: 561-801-5734

      jeffrey.d.prater@usace.army.mil

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    • Gulfport Library Open Today with Essential Services, Gulfport, FL

       

      City of Gulfport

      2401 53rd Street South

      Gulfport, FL 33707  

      (727) 893-1000

      www.mygulfport.us

      #13 For Immediate Release: Saturday, October 12, 2024 – 9:15AM

      Gulfport Library Open Today with Essential Services

      The Gulfport Library will be open today from 10:00 AM to 4:00 PM. We are pleased to offer internet access, flushing toilets, Wi-Fi, and access to library materials and holds.

      While we currently have limited air conditioning, the temperature inside the building remains comfortable. Please note that the city is under a boil water notice, so our water fountain is unavailable.

      For more information, please call 727-893-1074 after 10:00 AM.

      Thank you for your understanding, and we look forward to welcoming you today.

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      City of Gulfport Florida | 2401 53rd Street South | Gulfport, FL 33707 US

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    • Safety Alert: Portable Generator Safety Tips and Carbon Monoxide Precaution, Gulfport, FL

       

      City of Gulfport

      2401 53rd Street South

      Gulfport, FL 33707  

      (727) 893-1000

      www.mygulfport.us

      #14 For Immediate Release: Saturday, October 12, 2024 – 10:00AM

      Safety Alert: Portable Generator Safety Tips and Carbon Monoxide Precautions

      As residents navigate power outages, portable generators can provide a temporary solution for powering essential appliances. However, improper use of these generators can lead to serious injuries or even fatalities. The City of Gulfport urges everyone to prioritize safety by staying informed and following essential guidelines.

      5 Steps to Portable Generator Safety:

      1. Read the Manual: Always review the manufacturer’s instructions and guidelines before operating your generator.
      2. Use Outdoors Only: Operate generators outdoors in well-ventilated areas, away from windows, doors, and vents to prevent carbon monoxide buildup.
      3. Keep Dry: Protect your generator from rain and moisture. Use a cover designed for your model or place it under a canopy.
      4. Avoid Overloading: Do not exceed the generator’s power rating. Make sure you know the wattage requirements of the appliances you plan to use.
      5. Disconnect from the Grid: Ensure your generator is not connected to your home’s electrical system to prevent back-feeding, which can harm utility workers and damage your generator.

      Carbon Monoxide Safety Precautions:

      • Install CO Detectors: Place carbon monoxide detectors in key areas of your home, especially near sleeping areas.
      • Recognize Symptoms: Be aware of carbon monoxide poisoning symptoms, including headache, dizziness, weakness, nausea, and confusion.
      • Seek Fresh Air: If you suspect carbon monoxide exposure, immediately move to fresh air and seek medical attention.
      • Never Use Inside: Never operate generators, grills, or other fuel-burning appliances inside your home, garage, or other enclosed spaces.
      By following these guidelines, you can significantly reduce the risk of injuries and fatalities associated with portable generators and carbon monoxide exposure.

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    • Securing Lithium-Powered Equipment, EV Vehicles, and Gasoline-Powered Vehicles to Prevent Fires, Gulfport, FL

      More good advice from the City of Gulfport.

       

      City of Gulfport

      2401 53rd Street South

      Gulfport, FL 33707  

      (727) 893-1000

      www.mygulfport.us

      #7 For Immediate Release: Wednesday, October 9, 2024 – 9:00AM

      The Importance of Securing Lithium-Powered Equipment, EV Vehicles, and Gasoline-Powered Vehicles to Prevent Fires

      It is critical to understand the fire risks that arise in the event of flooding or water exposure. If you live in a surge- or flood-prone area, we strongly recommend moving your vehicles to higher ground by Noon/12PM today. This is especially important for electric vehicles. Anything with a lithium-ion battery, such as golf carts, bikes, and scooters, can be at risk of fire if exposed to floodwaters. Taking these precautions to protect you and your property.

      Risks Associated with Electric Vehicles (EVs)

      EVs, especially when exposed to flooding, present a unique set of risks. If saltwater comes into contact with an EV’s battery cells, it can cause corrosion and damage, leading to a possible fire. These fires can occur even after the vehicle has been removed from floodwaters.

      Key Safety Measure for EVs:

      • Evacuate the vehicle to a safe distance: Any EV that has been exposed to flooding should be moved away from homes, parking garages, structures, and other vehicles as a precaution. A qualified professional must evaluate the vehicle before it is considered safe.

      Gasoline and Diesel Engine Vehicle Risks

      Vehicles with gasoline or diesel engines are also vulnerable to fires following water damage. Water exposure can cause electrical shorts, especially in the battery and ignition systems, which can lead to vehicle fires.

      Key Safety Measure for Gasoline/Diesel Vehicles:

      • Disconnect the battery: In any vehicle affected by water damage, the battery should be disconnected as soon as possible. Additionally, these vehicles should be parked away from homes, parking garages, and other structures until a professional can assess the extent of the damage.

      Lithium-Powered Equipment: Scooters, E-Bikes, and Tools

      Beyond vehicles, lithium-ion battery-powered equipment such as scooters, e-bikes, and battery-operated tools also pose a significant fire risk when exposed to water or subjected to overheating. The internal structure of lithium batteries is highly sensitive to damage from water, which can lead to short circuits and subsequent fires.

      Key Safety Measure for Lithium-Powered Equipment:

      • Secure outside and away from structures: To prevent potential fires, any lithium-powered equipment exposed to water or at risk of overheating should be stored outside and kept away from any structures, vehicles, or other flammable items.

      In the aftermath of flooding or significant water exposure, it is essential to prioritize safety by ensuring that all lithium-powered devices, EVs, and gasoline-powered vehicles are handled properly. Taking preventive measures such as moving potentially affected vehicles and equipment away from structures and disconnecting batteries can help to mitigate the risk of fire.

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    • What’s Happening in Your Parks, Charleston, SC

       

      Charleston County Park & Recreation Commission
      Chili 5K
       

      Chili 5K

      Cooler days + changing leaves = the perfect fall run. On November 2, celebrate the season with a 5K through scenic Laurel Hill County Park. After the race, reward yourself with a hearty cup of chili! Register today to claim your spot at the starting line.

      Jam Session

      Music, food, and fun are on the menu at Palmetto Park Jam!

      Join us this upcoming weekend for an afternoon filled with live tunes from Idlewild Revival, an Allman Brothers tribute band. It’s the perfect way to spend a fall day at Palmetto Islands County Park. 

      Spooky Moves

      Boo! It’s officially October which means our Trick, Treat, And Trail Family Fun Run Walk And Stroll is just a few weeks away on October 26! So bring out your family in their best costumes for a day full of fun including trick-or-treating, ghoulish music, face painting, jump castles, refreshments, and more. 

       

      A Seashore Stroll

      Mourning the end of beach season? Not so fast! Fall’s a great time to explore our local shorelines, and our trained naturalist can help you see the beach in a new light. Join us this season for a Seashore Exploration!

      Image of an American Alligator

      Gator Tales

      That smile! Those eyes! Search out the alligators of Wannamaker County Park to get the 411 on these fascinating creatures. On October 22, learn how they earned the title of keystone species…and everything else you need to know to admire them – from a safe distance, of course!

      One Fish, Two Fish

      Skip your Saturday to-do list and hang a “gone fishin'” sign on the door. On October 12, bring your rod and reel to the Folly Beach Pier for another Cast Off Fishing Tournament. Anglers ages 3 and up are welcome; no preregistration necessary!

      Park Notice

      On Sunday, October 13, Palmetto Islands County Park will be closed until 4:30 p.m. so that we may host the Palmetto Park Jam. For ticketed guests, the park gates open at 11 a.m.

      Mark Your Calendars

      October 11 Lighthouse Inlet Bird Walk

      October 12 Caw Caw: Walking on History

      October 13 Palmetto Park Jam

      October 17 Starlight Yoga

      October 18 Homeschool in the Parks: Web Weavers

      October 19 Fall Family Festival

      October 26 Trick, Treat, and Trail

       
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      Charleston Animal Society

      For information on sponsorship opportunities, please email the Sponsorship Coordinator.

       
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    • Dispatch from the Land of Throwaway Boats – Peter Swanson

       

      When all else fails, try journalism.


      Dispatch from the Land of Throwaway Boats

      Restoring Fine Older Vessels Should Be a Priority, Veteran Surveyor Says

       
       
       
       
       

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      A resplendently restored Chris Craft lording over her neighbors in Bristol, RI

      The author is a NAMS Certified Marine Surveyor with an office in Marblehead, Massachusetts. His firm specializes in accident investigation, failure analysis, and expert consulting. This article was originally published in the now-defunct Professional BoatBuilder magazine.

      By JONATHAN KLOPMAN

      Despite breathless press coverage, the crusade for “carbon neutral boating” seems to be losing steam. Whether it is cost, a lack of viable “clean” watercraft, or the public’s recognition that putting around in a battery powered launch would get old quick, I just don’t see any sign that the green revolution in recreational boating that for the past 10 years was “just over the horizon” is steaming into view.

      Even though I have a deep affection for internal-combustion engines, that doesn’t mean I am oblivious to the environmental waste in our industry. I see our impact, but as we look at strategies to reduce it, I fear we are missing the forest for the trees. Pleasure boating, in terms of hours of use per season, has been on the decline for decades.

      Recent studies peg it at less than 50 hours per year, which means that a BMW X5 with conservation plates and a “The Earth is our Mother” bumper sticker burns far more gas in a year than the average recreational powerboat.

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      So, what are we missing? Acknowledging that a boat’s power plant is surrounded by more than a ton of cured polyester resin is a big start. While the enlightened in our industry wring their hands over developing efficient electric propulsion driven by combustible lithium batteries, most of them have no compunction about chopping up thousands of viable hulls every year.

      There are landfills choked with the skeletons of once proud marques—Hatteras, Bertram, Chris Craft, C&C, Bristol, Pearson. Where are the planet-conscious clean-boating advocates to speak out about this desecration?

      The kneejerk answer is that it is simply too expensive to refit older vessels. A quick look at the staggering purchase price of new boats quickly disproves that. The problem is far deeper. While boat restoration is expensive, the real challenge these days is finding a yard that can provide the services ands skills required to meet the task.

      I have always been proud and grateful for having worked at Graves Yacht Yard, Little Harbor, and the Marblehead Trading Company in Massachusetts.  The collaborative effort of being part of a team of committed craftsmen is what convinced me to spend the rest of my working life in the boat business.

      The traditional “full service” yard is fast becoming history. Without ambitious projects, yards stagnate and lose skilled crew. Not so many years ago, well-heeled yachtsmen considered themselves patrons, instrumental in supporting an industry. Dodge Morgan was just such a Medici when he commissioned Ted Hood to build the record breaking American Promise at Little Harbor in Marblehead.

      Everyone in the yard had a feeling that we were doing something special and Dodge was kind and smart enough to never let us forget it. He was a catalyst for attracting and inspiring talent. That old racehorse we built for him is still sailing, now a research vessel dedicated to cleaning garbage from the ocean.

      And today? Does anyone really think that the trend of building lightweight multiple outboard center consoles is good for the industry’s sustainability? Last year I looked at a large center console with triple outboards and a cored hull. The outer skin was single layer of 1808- a 1/16” (2mm) glass hull intended to fish offshore at speed. I worked on a 30’ (9.1m) single skin/adhered grid production boat recently with a hull barely over 1/8”/3mm thick (not including the skincoat). I’ve noted that a disturbing trend in building modern sailboats is to glue a molded grid into the bilge using hull and deck putty.

      Unsurprisingly, when one of these boats hits anything, the hue and cry is to declare it a total loss.

      We are building throwaway boats, and no one seems to care. No one is going to restore a (insert brand of generic center console) or refit a (insert brand of giant French conglomerate sailboat). The heartbreak is that the trend towards pumping out disposable, labor saving production boats has gone on so long that many service yards are left with crews who can manage only basic maintenance, gelcoat buffing, and hanging outboards.

      When the U.S. auto industry flirted with planned obsolescence in the late 1970s and ’80s, the response from Toyota was to build durable, reliable products. We all know what happened to the market demand for U.S. versus Japanese autos. We need to start convincing the boating public that boats are long-term assets that will retain value. To regain buyer confidence, we have to start building simple, rugged, honest boats again.

      We’re told that the modern boater simply doesn’t have the time for boat maintenance and learning operating skills. Boating needs to be easier. Glitchy tech gadgets like joystick controls, gyro stabilizers and multifunction displays are touted as saviors for our industry. But do we really ned to cater slavishly to the whims of the distracted multitude? Are age-old lessons in seamanship, sailing culture and navigation truly anathema to the modern boater?  

      It seems to me that young boaters with the abilities to succeed in highly technical careers have what it takes to master boat handling. We should emphasize that a relaxing day on the water is an antidote to the stress of office life, not a mirror of its hectic complexity.

      Neither the planet nor our industry will  be saved by the next new gadget. Despite the potential moral validation, there is no realistic vision that we will be pooting about harbors in the nautical equivalent of Jetson Space Cars.

      As responsible, environmentally aware marine professionals, we should be fostering the value of maintaining and rejuvenating more of the fine vessels that have already seen yeoman service rather than taking part in their ignoble demise in the rush to connect our customers with new models of dubious virtue or reliability.

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    • There are Fruit Flies on My Crest – Janice Anne Wheeler

       
        

      SPARRING WITH MOTHER NATURE ~~ latest addition! Settle back for your Sunday Morning Read. I’m so honored that you’re following along. Thank you.

      Please enjoy the latest passages from STEADFAST. As of August 1st, 2024 we are undergoing extensive repair and refit and will be for several months. In boating terms we are hauled out “on the hard.” I plan to mix Sailing Stories with the challenges and intricacies of restoring a 90-year-old Sailing Yacht. I’m always open to suggestions as to content….please feel free to weigh in. Thank you. J

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      Some things simply make no sense, and irony can be wonderful when utilized properly and taken with a grain of sand. The crew of STEADFAST is now SPARRING WITH MOTHER NATURE on the level of Fruit flies. Really? We were forced to leave the exploration of blue water and deserted islands to wonder about and experience the vivacity, annoying habits and mystery of tiny bugs? Geez! I hope you’re laughing. I am. What a great thing these distractions can be, a bit of comic relief in a world where there is an astonishing amount of sad news, conflict and aggression.

      There are fruit flies on my Crest. Lots of them. We are still sourcing commodities to rebuild our wooden sailboat and trying to juggle the wetness of the weather with getting things done that must be dry. And there are fruit flies in the bathroom. Not just the bathroom, although that is their weirdest haven. They are everywhere; I have taken to storing my unrefrigeratable items in the hallway. This week, fruit flies have probably taken up more energy, time and research than the really big project at hand (which is going beautifully…more on that next week!).

        

      Every time I go in, day and night, there they are, nuzzling my battery-powered toothbrush like an overripe banana, which it resembles not at all. They hover atop Crest and floss and Sensodyne. I don’t know much about fruit flies, frankly, except they (used to) occasionally and mysteriously appear near produce that I hadn’t paid enough attention to. If I picked out what was no longer edible, the problem always seemed to simply cease. But not here, not now. What I do know is that when I swing at them, I miss.

      No matter how I scrub, soak and wipe, within the hour, you guessed it; there are fruit flies in the bathroom. Switter! You always have an answer. What do you think? Can I rid myself of them? (If you haven’t yet delved into Switter’s World, take yourself there; gripping stuff dashed with wisdom.) As I type that I’m thinking I should not complain as Switter has certainly experienced insects beyond my wildest imagination, so that thought in itself has calmed me down completely. Now all that’s left is the irony. I just took a break from editing this story (you guessed it) and while washing my hands one of the little buggers landed right on my nose!  Seriously? I know my nose is substantial but that seems a bit too bold. Of course, I missed. I always miss.

        
      Fast little buggers.

      Poet & Writer Robert W. Service told us long to, “Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn’t the mountain ahead that wears you out- it’s the grain of sand in your shoe.” I had not heard the first sentence of that particular quote, so thank you Goodreads.com. We are masters, don’t worry, but the pure ridiculousness of having fruit flies attracted to my teeth cleaning tools made me have to tell someone, and you, my readers, were the ones! I can’t just laugh about these things all by myself and I don’t know anyone here yet except the mailman, who hasn’t come through for me this week.

      What do they WANT? Where did they come from? They very much enjoy my glass of wine each evening, some choosing to dive right in, an interesting demise. Even I don’t take that particular plunge, although I have always wanted to partake in grape stomping. I wave them away to no avail; by the time I’ve stirred the pot they have returned, lingering on the rim where I place my lips. Hmmm.

      I am not apprehensive about the larger animals of the world, in fact, I seek them out. However, I am not a fan of creepy-crawly and/or fast-reproducing six-leggers. Grasshoppers have always made me crazy with their unpredictability and tremendous talent to bring themselves to eye level. Hair on the back of the neck rises, in fact. Grasshoppers give me the heebie-jeebies. I think we all have something that does that to us.

      We are listening closely and praying for the victims and the rescuers in the Southeastern United States as my loyal friends at Salty Seas Cruisers Net, an incredible resource, https://cruisersnet.net/ dig out and take stock of tremendous damages and lost lives. Such unexpected impacts are startling to boat and land dwellers alike.

      Thanks for following along as I SPAR WITH MOTHER NATURE’S creatures and creations great and small. Please click the little heart! Send me a note about fruit flies, random commentary on what gives you the heebie-jeebies, whatever.

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      Here’s your weekly flash of beauty in case you missed it, but this time it’s a sunset, because, well, WOW. Those rays to heaven!

        
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